Day 3 school hol's James' demise!

I take pretty much everything in my stride....not alot gets under my skin, apart from the usual bullying, fascism, racsism, run of the mill! Anyway I am here on school holidays all going well, 2 children arrive to add to my 3 making 5, so far so good, then 1 of mine leaves so down to 4, perfect even number 2 in the bedroom 2 down to the park, when lunch time rolls around, pies, corn on the cob and peas followed by fruit (we still need our 5 a day even in school holidays!) All children present and correct sitting with eager anticipation for the dvd that I had promised they could watch in front of the tv with lunch (a rare treat) only to find James (my incompetant husband of 13 and a half years...the half is very important) has returned said dvd to the shop on his way to work.....I thought I'd help you out a bit.....doing the washing is helping out.....making dinner for a change is helping out.....de fleaing or delousing cat's/kids is helping out RETURNING THE DVD I NEEDED....... not helpful....words ensued and now kids are watching disney channel..... calm restored to children.....I need a valium as 'well what do you want me to do about it, I'm over an hour away' is still ringing in my ears!!!!